What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I induce a fever?

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

So they tried

No go.

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Still no good.