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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:19

Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
So they tried
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Still no good.